[ oh god. seven hundred years ago he was -- okay no, he was never good at doing this, but he thinks he might have been able to cobble this information together into something that would lead him somewhere clever, but these days he can actually feel both feet trying to stuff themselves into his throat at the very thought.
but fuck it, you know? maybe if he screws this up badly enough rusty will be appalled enough at his lack of sauveity to gently insist they don't hang out anymore, and then liam will be saved the agony of constantly waiting for the other shoe to kick him in the face when it drops. ]
My vote is that you let me hook you up with all the bad coffee you could possibly want, thus saving you valuable chalk money. We could find a sidewalk that needs beautifying.
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but fuck it, you know? maybe if he screws this up badly enough rusty will be appalled enough at his lack of sauveity to gently insist they don't hang out anymore, and then liam will be saved the agony of constantly waiting for the other shoe to kick him in the face when it drops. ]
My vote is that you let me hook you up with all the bad coffee you could possibly want, thus saving you valuable chalk money. We could find a sidewalk that needs beautifying.