[ seven hundred years ago rusty was holed up in a bedroom that never felt like his getting lost in a haze of magic and visions and had absolutely no time for cleverness or charm, so it kind of makes sense that he's inclined to give any attempt at one or both of those a fair chance. and not even in the pitying way! especially not what liam is most definitely asking to buy him coffee and take him out on a made-for-rusty style date.
you get all the points, liam. ]
this is probably gonna come as a shock to you but i have absolutely nothing more important or fun or grouty to do you make a fine offer
[ iT'S NOT A DATE DON'T CALL IT THAT. they're just. going to hang out! doing something ..................cute, fuck. shit. they'll have to engage in some really deviant sexual escapades afterwards to make up for it.
but that's later, obviously. just now liam can't even think about that because he's too busy forcing himself not to type like, "I can't believe that actually worked." ]
I am in fact minutely, incrementally shocked. You're a busy guy.
[ you know, with a social life that makes liam's massive introversion curdle just thinking about it. ]
Want me to pick you up? And by pick you up I mean walk to your place, so we can walk other places. That's the kind of detail-oriented, considerate service I offer.
[ GOSH WHAT A COINCIDENCE ............. actually coincidence seems kind of impossible in a world where all magic is basically probability magic, but anyway ]
Oh, you mean the ones with the holes.
[ when liam said as you wish (to wear those jeans), what he meant was, i love you. as we all know, since his best pair is so riddled with tatters he has to wear leggings under them. ]
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you get all the points, liam. ]
this is probably gonna come as a shock to you but i have absolutely nothing more important or fun or grouty to do
you make a fine offer
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but that's later, obviously. just now liam can't even think about that because he's too busy forcing himself not to type like, "I can't believe that actually worked." ]
I am in fact minutely, incrementally shocked.
You're a busy guy.
[ you know, with a social life that makes liam's massive introversion curdle just thinking about it. ]
Want me to pick you up? And by pick you up I mean walk to your place, so we can walk other places. That's the kind of detail-oriented, considerate service I offer.
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not when i don’t wanna be
[ which, coincidentally, is whenever liam is also not busy. funny how that works! ]
uber better watch the fuck out
yes come pick me up
it’ll give me enough time to find my favorite pair of defacing public property jeans
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Oh, you mean the ones with the holes.
[ when liam said as you wish (to wear those jeans), what he meant was, i love you. as we all know, since his best pair is so riddled with tatters he has to wear leggings under them. ]
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in true delinquent fashion
plus patches on the knees
extra padding for chalk drawing kneeling
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[ oh god his fingers have bETRAYED HIM ]
Anyhow. Your Uber will be there in twenty.
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gonna start an art movement
[ look at him not commenting on how liam is rEALLY charming, even if it’s... completely involuntary. ]
any longer and i’m not giving you 5 ⭐️‘s
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